You know me well enough to know that when I see full fledged frontal Miley Cyrus topless pictures on other celebrity news sites with all the fun parts censored out, I don’t care the expense, the sacrifice, or the amount of kidneys I must have cut from my body to make it possible for the Egotastic audience to see Miley Cyrus topless uncensored. It’s not that Miley has never been topless before. God knows she digs the nudity. But this is perhaps the finest candid view yet of the pop diva and I want you to have it. For safe keeping and old time’s sake and that data bank of the fun girls you keep inside your cranium.
Miley and her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger cruised the beaches of Hawaii this past week as young couples often do. What’s rare is to see an American celebrity topless at the beach. It’s ridiculously rare. And while it’s rather Puritanical, oh the delight we feel when we sneak a peek at those who take the occasional opportunity to introduce their sweet melons to Mother Son. Hello, dear funbags, says the sun. Hello, says the sweet lady humps back to the sun. There’s no reason toplessness can’t be super polite. Once more, I doff my cap to Miley Cyrus. She’s not afraid of much. Enjoy.
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